Campaign Goods

Pick up at the campaign office, which is Purnell's garage. Cash or check only. No card reader. No app.

$8 OR TRADE IN A ZACK OR STEVE SIGN

Red and cream. Two metal stakes included. Will not blow over.

$15 OR TRADE IN YOUR ABNORMAL PRONOUNS

Structured, six-panel, foam-back. Not a 'dad hat.' A hat.

$20 OR TRADE IN YOUR SALT LIFE PRODUCT

Heavy cotton. Shrinks to fit. Red is the only color.

$3 (WON'T FIT BURLEY OAK CANS)

Fits a can. Fits a Natty Boh, which is the point.

$3 OR PASTE IT OVER YOUR COEXIST STICKER

Sticks to anything. Removes from nothing.

$3 OR PASTE IT OVER YOUR REAL LURE STICKER

White on black. For the fiscally responsible motorist.

$3 OR PASTE IT OVER YOUR BURLEY OAK STICKER

White with blue writing. Local pride.

$1 OR PROVE YOU ALREADY GRADUATED

Square decal. The official seal. Making good citizens out of hipsters and beardos.

$1 FOR 3 (3" x 2")

Pocket-sized Purnell. Slap 'em on your phone, your truck, your wallet.

$18 OR TRADE IN YOUR LAP DOG

For the campaign dog. Velcro closure. Machine washable. Large only.