Campaign Goods

Pick up at the campaign office, which is Purnell's garage. Cash or check only. No card reader. No app.

$8 OR TRADE IN A ZACK OR STEVE SIGN

Red and cream. Two metal stakes included. Will not blow over.

$15 OR TRADE IN YOUR ABNORMAL PRONOUNS

Structured, six-panel, foam-back. Not a 'dad hat.' A hat.

$20 OR TRADE IN YOUR SALT LIFE PRODUCT

Heavy cotton. Shrinks to fit. Red is the only color.

$3 (INELIGIBLE FOR USE ON BURLEY OAK CANS)

Fits a can. Fits a Natty Boh, which is the point.

$2 OR PASTE IT OVER YOUR COEXIST STICKER

Sticks to anything. Removes from nothing.

$18 OR TRADE IN YOUR LAP DOG

For the campaign dog. Velcro closure. Machine washable.